February 8, 2016

The Birds & The Bees: Alaskan Animals

The mating strategies of some animals are definitely bizarre.  From delayed implantation, to threesomes, to polygamy and fighting for females, animals make their own rules. But whether an animal is faithful to their partner or promiscuous, it all comes down to survival and passing on their genes. Intrigued? In honour of upcoming Valentine's Day, read on for a few of my fave Alaskan animal reproduction "spermatids". 

Warning: These facts may or may not put disturbing images in your head.

The Birds & the Bees: Alaskan Animals

Porcupine: While working at the Zoo, I always got the questions, "How exactly do porcupines do it?", or similarly from kids, "How do porcupines hug?"  My go-to answer?  "Very carefully."  But that's only half correct - their mating strategy is a little more complex than that. First off, females are only interested in sex 8 to 12 hours a year!  Males will fight to breed with a female (ouch!) and then once they win the battle, they will walk up to the female and pee on her.  If she's not receptive, she'll shake it off and walk away.  BUT if he's caught her at the right time, she'll curl up her tail to cover the quills on her back and the male will mount her from behind.  Once the deed begins, she will force him to mate with her many times until he is exhausted. If he is too tired to continue, she will move on to the next male in line. 

The Birds & the Bees: Alaskan Animals

Bald eagle: Ok, so this mating strategy isn't as graphic as the porcupines', however, it does take some serious skill. Bald eagles are monogamous and mate for life. The suitability to mate is demonstrated with spectacular aerial displays - climbing steeply for 100 feet or more, then locking talons and rolling and somersaulting before plumetting earthward, pulling up sharply before hitting the ground. Then, after this wonderful display, breeding takes place on a nearby branch, lasting only 2 minutes at most. All that work for 2 minutes.

The Birds & the Bees: Alaskan Animals

Dall sheep: Adult males (rams) live in bachelor bands, separate from the females (ewes) beyond mating season.  The horn clashing that rams are so well known for doesn’t result from fights over possession of ewes, but is a means of establishing order. These clashes occur throughout the year, but occur more frequently just before the rut (breeding season) when rams are moving among the ewes and meet unfamiliar rams of similar horn size. The sound of the horn clashes can be heard a mile away. Here's where it gets a little disturbing...  It is said that the penis of the ram is like a poker formed of hard gristle that does not rely on blood pressure. During sex, it rotates rapidly like a propeller, spraying semen around the cervix.  Ya, barf is right.

Brown bear: Bears mate in the spring, but due to delayed implantation, they do not get pregnant until the late fall when they enter into hibernation.  This mechanism allows mammals to time the birth of their youngsters with favorable environmental conditions.  In order words, if going into hibernation a sow (female) is fat and healthy enough to support cubs, she will become pregnant.  Brown bears are considered serial monogamous, meaning they have one mate at a time, but several each year.  However, it is said that threesomes do occur, each male stands aside waiting his turn while the other enjoys the female's sexual favours.

The Birds & the Bees: Alaskan Animals

Red Fox: Fox scream at full volume to attract partners (how annoying).  Scent glands produce a "foxy" smell to indicated readiness for copulation.  During copulation, the male's penis swells and locks inside the female for 10-30 minutes to ensure he gets the job done.

cross fox

It is interesting to note that what is a treasured value in many human cultures, monogamy is very rare in the animal kingdom.  Of the roughly 5000 species of mammals, only 5% are known to form lifelong pairs (this includes beavers, wolves and foxes). Birds, such as bald eagles and great horned owls, are also known to partake in monogamy. But, even the animals that mate for life will replace a mate if the other dies.  Remember, it's alllllll about the survival.


You're welcome for these random facts. Hopefully they'll spark some conversation this Valentine's Day.



What did you think about these facts? Did you learn something new? Or did they gross you out?

*This post was originally published in February 2014. It's a well known fact that I love animals, and Alaskan animals especially hold a special place in my heart. This post was one of my favourite that I've shared on T.O. & fro, so I thought it was worth resharing.  All facts in this post were included in a wine tasting event called "Birds & the Bees", now held annually at the Alaska Zoo.




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September 16, 2014

The Story of Our Engagement

September 16, 2012.

It was a Sunday. I never usually worked on Sundays, but enjoyed the quiet. The weather was typical Alaska in the fall. Sometimes nice, sometimes not. It was a not kind of day. Windy and rainy. But mostly very windy.

The trees blew in the wind, bending to the point of almost breaking. One must have given in because midway through that quiet day, the power went. FYI, you become extremely unproductive at work when the power goes out. So, I called Steve and was easily convinced to come home. "We'll go for a walk", he said. I chuckled. A walk in Kincaid Park on a windy day didn't sound like the most genius idea, but what else did we have to do. So I went with it. 

When I got home, my rain gear was waiting for me, along with hot soup and coffee in our thermoses. "For after the walk," he said. I didn't question it. The walk was happening, despite the safety issues of walking through a park with tall trees on an extremely windy day.


And so we walked, along the path, climbing down a hill and through the tall grass, to a beach that we had been many times before, to the beach that had climbed high on our list of favorite places in the city of Anchorage. We sat down on a large washed up log and stared out into the vastness of Cook Inlet. Despite the rain pounding our faces, it was peaceful. It was private. It was just the two of us.


Totally entrenched in the beauty surrounding us, I felt a small tap on my shoulder. As I turned my head, I noticed Steve was no longer sitting beside me. He was instead, in front of me on one knee.

What he said I could never tell you. Not because I don't want to, but because I don't remember. You'll have to ask him because I'm pretty sure I blacked out.

To say I was surprised was an understatement. We had been together for 8 years. And while there were extreme amounts of pressure to get married, in all those 8 years, I never bothered him once about it. Which I've been told, by my now husband, is a really good thing.


And so, this is the story of our engagement. One that I haven't really shared before. 9 months and 13 days later, we became Mr and Mrs.

We went back to our beach on our most recent visit to Alaska to take these pictures. That beach will forever be our beach. It is where our new life together began, and some place that will always be on our must visit list when we're back in the great state.



Did you notice anything different around here? That's right, t.o. & fro got a much needed facelift courtesy of Jana Tolman Designs. If you're in need of a makeover, check this girl out - she was extremely helpful, quick to respond, listened to all of my crazy ideas and most importantly, delivered exactly what I was looking for!




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December 24, 2013

Merry Christmas!


Wishing you and yours a safe and happy holiday filled with love, laughs and good food.

Merry Christmas!

Love,

The Wards
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July 18, 2012

Kauai's Biggest Little Town

On the advice of a local, we took a spectacular drive to the west shore, from Poipu to Hanapepe Town, the art capital of Kauai.  Hanapepe, kind of fun to say, right?  Every Friday, Hanapepe comes alive and celebrates local artists who open the doors of their galleries and even line the main, and possibly only, street in the town with their art.  Everything from pottery to jewelry to photography. Amazing.





It's hard to believe this tiny gem of a town was once one of Kauai's largest towns, filled with soldiers during WWI.  The town hasn't changed must since, it's historic buildings are so authentic it has even been the location for some movies, including "Lilo and Stitch".  Except now the buildings are filled with little shops, local eateries and art galleries.


We took a walk on the "Hanapepe Swinging Bridge".  A little scary, and rickety, but an adventure and touristy thing to do.

As we walked from shop to shop, we stumbled upon this little courtyard concert and sat and listened for a good hour.  We like to think we blended in with the locals with our sun-kissed skin and hair. 

If this was a preview of what it's like to live on Kauai, sign me up!










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July 15, 2012

A Trip to the Garden Island

When we first moved up to Alaska we decided that we were going to take a trip to Hawaii at the end of the season to reward ourselves, and our skin, for surviving an Alaskan winter.  We were both Hawaii virgins at the time. Well, the 2010-2011 season ended and our skins did not get the chance to see actual sunshine. Two hockey seasons later, we finally got our opportunity when we traveled to Kaua'i, Hawaii for our friends' wedding. Safe to say it is one of the most beautiful places I have ever been - quiet, relaxing and gorgeous! Possibly part of the reason it's called "the Garden Island".   

We were in love even before we stepped off the plane and onto the red soil.  Flying in we both agreed it looked like something out of Jurassica park (we later found it was actually filmed there).  We knew it was going to be an amazing vacation even before we walked out of the airport - While we were waiting for our bags a local looked at Steve's wrist and said, "Why are you wearing a watch?  Take it off.  You're on island time now." And so he did. I love island time.


It was a week filled with good friends, plenty of laughs, fun in the sun, splashing in the surf, snorkelling and a tropical drink, or two. Can't forget those. Oh and lots of chickens, because I'm pretty sure they out number the people.

I took over 1500 during the course of the week, so as I lay on the couch, listening to the Hawaiian station on Pandora Radio, I will leave you with a few from the first day and a half.  Stay tuned for more... 


If you ever go to Kauai, stop at the Fish Express in Lihue for some fresh spicy ahi tuna pokey (picture #2).  Amazing!  It's quite possible we got mercury poisoning from the amount of tuna we ate that week.  Another food recommendation is Puka Dogs in Poipu - a special Hawaiian hotdog and must try!  They add their own garlic sauce (spicy or not), Hawaiian mustard and speciality relishes (from banana to mango to pineapple).  If you're feeling thirsty after your dog, grab a nice Maui Brewing Co Big Swell IPA (picture #7).  My mouth is watering just thinking about this.







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May 10, 2012

New Wheels

After a few test drives and much debate (and believe it or not, 0 fights), we FINALLY did it... We bought a new car! Our choice? A 2012 Kia Sorento EX.  Not only was the price right, it's beautiful.  Complete with push to start, back up cam, bluetooth, voice recognition AND lots of storage.  While having all the bells and whistles is a nice perk, storage space is not a want but a must with us.

Here she is...



Bye bye Merc.  It's been nice knowin' ya.

On a sunlight note, Anchorage is now getting about 17 hours a day.  Sun rises at 5:30am and sets at 10:30pm.  Safe to say it's our alarm clock in the morning.  I can't even count the number of mornings I wake up in a panic because I think I'm late for work.  We not only wake up earlier, we also go to bed a lot later now too, before the sun.  Let me tell you, blackout blinds don't always work.  (However, this may also be due to the fact that we have become addicted to Mad Men and watch a couple episodes on NetFlix every night before bed). I'd love to say we get 17 hours of sunshine a day, but that's not so much the case.  Just because the sun is up and it's light outside, doesn't mean the sun is shining. The weather has been kind of crappy lately - Mid 40s and dreary. Not the spring I envision.  Those couple days of sunshine last week were a tease, it makes you so happy and then the clouds roll in, crushing your mood. Mr Sun, please shine down on us again. 




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April 17, 2012

All Grown Up


Exactly 7 years ago today, this is what we looked like... 
My how we've grown.

From this...
...To this.

Time really does fly when you're having fun.
Happy 7 years.
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March 9, 2012

It's Baaaack

Starting some Sunday in the very near future, I will be bringing back our Photo of the Week feature.  Get excited!!  Every Sunday, or at least those when we're not on an adventure, I will post a new pic of something that happened the week before.  These pictures may represent things we've done, things we've seen and even things we enjoy!  We hope you enjoy them :)

Denali.
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February 15, 2012

Leavin' On a Jet Plane

FINALLY! The three week long road trip ended and I got to see Steve’s smiling face again. Even better, he got to see mine! Three weeks is a loooooonnnnnggggg time. A long time to be away from your own bed, home cooked meals, Rocky and Mo… and ME! Sometimes I’m really glad I’m not in his shoes.

And just as Steve gets home, I’m taking off... I'm heading back to the good old stomping grounds tomorrow to have some much needed family and Titus time. My week will also be spent sorting, organizing, packing up and storing what remains of my life there because my parents are putting their house on the market and building their dream house!

The past 2 weeks have been extrememly eventful - Vegas, Sunday dinner Mexican fiesta, Steve's 26th and Valentine's Day, just to name a few. It's been such a busy couple of weeks that I'm not even packed to go home tomorrow.  I haven't even made a list of what I need to bring! Steve says this is very unlike me. So, I will leave you with these pics of Vegas as I pack my bags to leave on a jet plane (don't worry, I'll be back in AK again)...


My brother and I
Fam jam at Hoover Dam
Bellagio water show
Red Rock Canyon
My sister even made an appearance!
Steve's fam on Fremont St
My fam on Fremont St
Steve and I on Fremont


Ps. I confirmed one thing about myself on this trip to Vegas - I am a horrible liar and have  an extremely guilty conscience.  This combo makes me a lousy gambler!

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January 11, 2012

Organization Smorganization

I'm not a fan of New Years resolutions.  Never have been and probably never will be.  I'm not going to tell myself that I will go to the gym every day because I know that I'm just lying to myself. 

This year Steve has vowed to be more organized, which means keeping our room clean, putting things away when we're done with them, removing clutter, etc, etc.  Here's where we have a problem.  "Mar" and "organized" are not two words you would necessarily hear in the same sentence.  It's just not me.  I'm not a slob or your next hoarders episode, but I'm not ocd about cleaning either.  I know where everything is and I like it that way.  I love writing lists and my day planner is immaculate, but putting things away and decluttering don't always work for me.  It's a struggle Steve and I have every single day when I get home from work.  It starts with him telling me my coat does not belong on the back of the kitchen chair and me groaning while I hang it up in the laundry room.  Why would I do that when I'm just going to wear it again tomorrow!? Bless his little heart, he has so much patience with me.


Since we moved into the new apartment, our room has looked like we're having a yard sale.  We have accumulated a lot of "stuff" since the big move up here and it always seems to be on display.  I have to admit, it is a bit annoying, especially when you're the first to get up in am, the lights are off and you step on or kick something! 

To go along with this new organization thing, Steve has started a new "one in, one out" philosophy, where for every new thing he buys, he tosses one old. That's where my organizing and decluttering stop and I put down my foot.  Simplifying his wardrobe may be for him, but it is definitely not for me.  Girls need their options. "Yes, I need 10 pairs of jeans, one for each pair of shoes I own" or  "Just because I haven't worn that in a year doesn't mean I will never wear it again!  Remember I work at a zoo." I have a hard time parting with my things, clearly.

After seeing Steve's patience slowly turn to frustration, I decided I need to change my ways and get on board with this whole organization thing. And so I spent this past weekend going through my stuff, tossing what I don't need and keeping what I do.  Even though I have a hard time parting with clothes, it was helpful to hear Steve say "If you're not going to wear it, you might as well give it to someone who will."  Good point.

I have recently fallen victim to Pinterest and come across many new, and somewhat inspiring, organization ideas.  While some are a little psychotic and way too organized for me, others are the perfect baby steps I need to become organized Mar.  For example, using shower curtain rings on a wooden coat hanger to organize my 4754837593 scarves (every girl needs that many scarves right?!).  It has totally transformed our closet! Who knew something so simple could make our closet look less cluttered!

It was a struggle, but I now think it's safe to say there may be something between Mar and organized.  As of lastnight, our room looks like something out of a Martha Stewart magazine and it feels good!  (You would be so proud mom!)  Now let's see how long this lasts...



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